Hey I fucking know you Tuesday October 24th 2006, 5:30 am Filed under: Funny By: FellowWalken

FWalken is back in the fucking building!

How the hell are you guys feeling today? Good I hope. I am finally back to doing exactly what I do. Umm well that is all I got. Updates are a coming. Trust me, you that. Yeah I read that.

Or is it…? Monday October 09th 2006, 2:24 am Filed under: Funny By: Pendejo Joe

Almost as soon as I hit the “publish” button for that last post, I decided, “Hey…I pay for the hosting and domain for this place, and I ‘m pretty proud of the archives here. Why not keep it going on my own?”

I got frustrated with no one wanting to post on here, and I really didn’t feel like I could keep this site entertaining on my own, but I think I can. Don’t expect frequent updating or anything, but I promise if you check back every so often, there’ll be something here for you.

UNP0SSIBLE RESURRECTED! AGAIN! MAYBE FOR REAL THIS TIME!

Dead Monday October 09th 2006, 2:00 am Filed under: Funny By: Pendejo Joe

I suppose you might’ve noticed by now, but this site is dead. I guess it really wasn’t official until now, but whatever.

If you’d like to keep up with what FW and I are up to, we’ve started a sports blog called Everything But Hockey. Also, I’m still doing my webcomic Space Monkeys! Dig it.

I’m sorry Monday June 19th 2006, 9:23 am Filed under: Funny,Musings,Pendejo Joe,Random By: Pendejo Joe

I had to:

Who has an “outburst” like that nowadays? Who does he think he is — Opie Taylor?

Happy Father’s Day Sunday June 18th 2006, 10:29 am Filed under: Funny By: FellowWalken

Ummm look at the title guys.

My throat sucks Thursday June 15th 2006, 10:24 pm Filed under: FellowWalken,Funny By: FellowWalken

Well when I said that I would be updating you guys about my sore throat problems another day, I wasn’t just whistling dick, or however that expression goes. Story time!! I woke up one day at like 3 am in the morning, and well, as you might have guessed my throat was kinda hurting. I went to get myself a quick glass of some milk, then I realized that milk is for losers. I then got my fall back drink, berry punch. If you guys aren’t hip to this shit yet, I suggest pulling a Bo Jackson. It is minute maid berry punch. It is amazing. Anyways I grabbed myself a quick gulp. I quickly realized that I lost my ability to swallow, my life partner was not happy at all. Then again I could just gargle it. . . W-N-B-C. I then found out that my throat was actually fucking swollen. Well that is basically it, it sucks. Ok guys, go back to watching porn. FW out.

Unpossible= The next Yahoo
W-N-B-C= Watch Howard Stern’s Private Parts, the movie sicko.

Whoa Thursday June 15th 2006, 5:21 pm Filed under: Funny,Pendejo Joe By: Pendejo Joe

I didn’t know we were still posting here. Umm…

POST!

We need a fucking star! Thursday June 15th 2006, 3:10 pm Filed under: FellowWalken,Funny By: FellowWalken

I love the fact that God said that we were going to be back soon, then we took a week to come back. Ah how I love this site. Anyways an update.

So I got into a car wreck. Now I wasn’t driving, and we weren’t using my car. So I basically made out like a bandit. Except for the whole brain running into the window, the kneecap running into the door, the shoulder bending in porn like ways and my phone literally exploding. Yeah a fucking bandit. Story time!! I was out with a couple of buddies from work, nothing big at all. My friend Brit was driving in the fast lane on the highway. When all of a sudden random dude decides that we are on rainbow road, and we are a threat for the gold. We fly off the course, throwing a green turtle shell before we run into the cement wall. But those fucking green turtle shells don’t do shit. We were able to slow down a little bit, which I guess helped. Everyone in the car was fine. Brit broke her arm, and her shoulder popped out of place. Ok so everyone in the car except Brit was fine, but you guys don’t know her so fuck her. All is well now, except I have a sore throat. But I will save that story for another day. FW out.

Unp0ssible= The next Yahoo
Yahoo= We have to lower our standards after lack of updates.