We will randomly throw out people’s name while on this site. And to keep you up to date, here are the major players.
FellowWalken – The myth. The man. The fellow named Walken. He once impersonated Whitney Houston. What more can I say?
PJ – One of the greatest men to be unable to reach the height of 5 feet. He is Seriously one of the funniest men I have ever met. And when we hang out I hear myself say, damnit that was good more than I say anything else. Along with this site, he has a webcomic, Space Monkeys!!. This is a 7 days of the week habit for me. He also is the man behind the design of this website. After reading this, I think I have a crush on PJ. PJ+Fellowwalken=Forever. Mr. Fellowwalken J. Ahh, love.
Tit Le – Oddly enough, this is my younger sister. She has a rare talent for making one say, what the fuck are you talking about, every 6 seconds. But her lust for money, and her love for saying lol on AIM has made her a must for this website. Her updates will make you cry and laugh. And by cry, I of course mean not cry. As for the name. I refuse to comment. Stop calling my sister Tit!!!!
Lager- She happened upon our site one day in a quest for pornography. From that day on, she knew her destiny was to write for us despite unp0ssbile odds. You see, Lager is a quadripalegic. That means that naturally she is PJ’s foil. And by foil I mean he uses her to wrap and protect his various lunch meats and entrees. But this is already way more than you need to know.
Babykill- He kills babies. And he really fucking hates PJ. But he loves PJ’s mom. There has been gossip around town, that Babykill is actually Fellowwalken. This is completely false.
Bob – An imaginary friend of Fellowwalken. He is a kind man that is very poor. Fake people cant get no jobs.
Box – When you think of Box, think of Emeka Okafor. They are the same fucking person. Other than that, I just basically assume that he is shaped like a Box. Other than that, he is just a quiet cool guy. Oh and he writes in a different language.
Brandon – Fuck Brandon
Captin – The other half of the Seriously site. This guy helped to start it all. A great writer, and even though I knew him shortly he touched my heart. Oh and this one time he was the voice for the sea captain on the Simpsons. He was fired the next day for sexual harassment. At a fucking cartoon.
Chewbacca – This person is the link that binds PJ and I forever. Fuck I hate myself, and i hate PJ. (Sorry for the inside joke)
Eric – A piss piss piss piss poor version of Fellowwalken. And quite possibly the dumbest/ ugliest man alive.
Fabiola – For some reason I just cant get rid of this female. Thru the years she has become quite the little hottie, even with her blue hair. About the blue hair, last year we found out she is 1/4 smurf.
Frosty the Dude – The new cooler version of Frosty the Snowman. In the new version the snow is half black. And is actually quite the funny bastard.
Hipstang- This man was the Bobby to my Whitney. You will see him on the site in the delicious segment, IM better than you. He also had a little and1 thrown at him by a 10 year old. But in the end, he has the most amazing ass known to man.
Isidro – A Mexican. Now is hooked on shroms. His last episode, involved him and a killer toilet.
Krazed- He decided that drinking 15 shots of jack in about 45 minutes was a good idea. He then decided that gravity was a bad idea, as he threw up in his own face. Well I can’t top that sentence
Lamar- The man can dance. The man has a great ass. The man can please you with just one look from his eyes. The man is a legend. What more do I need to say? Nothing
M-dogg- I met M-dogg one day when I was really low on money. I was outside begging for money to score some more crack. She walked up to me and hugged me. Then a light shined into my eyes, it was her flashlight. Right after that she started to scream and run away. It seems that I walked up to her and hugged her. I then cleaned up my act and started to stalk her. Umm, nevermind that. M-dogg just fucking rules.
Moondogg- Moondogg is Moondogg. If you know him, you know what I mean.
Nighttrain – This man is unknown even to the kids that he has raised. He is a mysterious old man, that keeps watch over all that happens on this site. His name is unknown, but his love for hookers, foul language, booze, and the care bears is legendary. The Lion was his favorite.
Omar – PJ’s older brother and mentor. He’s like Obi Wan if we lived in a galaxy far far away.
Plato- Yes we have our very own Philosopher. His deep thoughts will either make you go mad from thinking about them, or your head will explode after reading them. Either way you are fucked.
Special K - She’s not just K. To PJ, she’s Special K.
Stephanie - She is currently dating Fellowwalken. Umm, and she is blonde. And cute, yeah really cute.
T - Fellowwalken’s best friend, and quite possibly the laziest man alive. One time while watching TV. He couldn’t find the remote, so had to get up and change the channel by hand. I guess that didnt really show that he is lazy. Fuck.
Trisha - Trisha will forever be known as the person that carried me to a D in Biology class. And she is really fucking short. Not midget short, but standing special delivery short. Think about that shit. She is also famous the world around, for her nice sweater puppies.