Bob: Can I have a soda, I am really fucking thirsty.
FellowWalken: Umm yeah sure, they are in the fridge. Actually I have a really cold one in the freezer. Shit it might have exploded. Bob, damnit, focus man.
B: Who are the writers for this crap-hole of a site?
F: Well there is of course me, FellowWalken. The man they call PJ. And the only female of the bunch, Tit Le
B: How do you guys know each other?
F: Tit Le and myself are actually related, as in she is my sister. As for PJ, I honestly have no idea who this guy is. He figured out a way to hack the site. He has been updating ever since.
B: Why did you make this site?
F: PJ, Tit Le, and myself used to go around the world to study pandas. When we got back to the U.S., We decided to make a site all about our experiences with pandas. Pandas.com was taken, so we said fuck it. This site is what happened afterwards.
B: I thought that you just said that you don’t know PJ?
F: Hey fuck you Sherlock Holmes, just ask questions about the site.
B: What is the purpose of this site then?
F: Pandas.
B: I cant think of any more questions, man.
F: Ummm, yeah you are right. There aren’t many other questions to ask. Well folks there you have it, everything that you need to know about this site. Oh and Bob is fake, I am sorry for lying to you. I actually made that whole conversation up. Sorry, just sorry.