DOs and DON’Ts Thursday March 01st 2007, 11:14 pm Filed under: DOs and DON'Ts,Funny,Pendejo Joe By: Pendejo Joe

Even though old people smell and can’t remember how to close their mouths sometimes, they have an order to their cliques all the same. You’ve got the leader who’s smooth as shit (his shit probably is smooth, too), the crotchety guy who will argue with you over ten cents, the slut and the nice chick. They’re all going to die.

This is the type of thing that can render entire civilizations infertile. Have you seen Children of Men? That screenplay was adapted from this image.