DO

Now all we need is a little energon and a lot of luck. .

That iconic scene in the Transformers animated movie where Optimus Prime is cut down in his… prime shaped an entire generation into alcoholic shells of men who spot-weld their mom’s blowdryers into replica proton blasters and tape bright red and blue painted boxes together to emulate their fallen hero. It’s basic psychology. So look upon this man as a survivor and you will see the light I see. Now that you understand, what are you waiting for? Fucking transform and roll out already! *Ehnt-ehr-eoh-ahn-aunht*

DON’T

Did you ever wonder what happened to that electronic music group The Prodigy from the 90s? Yeah, me neither.

I AM BACK!!!

Thursday September 04th 2008, 11:03 pm

Filed under: FellowWalken,Funny

By: FellowWalken

Hello world, it is your good friend FellowWalken. Or FWalken as I am now known. I am like Snoop Dogg, drop some parts of your name because you are now a grown ass man. I have been around the world doing many things. That is a lie. I haven’t done anything. I have no cool stories to tell you guys. I have nothing at fucking all. All I have is a “I love you”, and a promise to update at least once more. Oh and that dick Pablo will be around too. He said Monday, but I don’t believe him. He will be too sad after the Cowboys lose their first game to update. Why would I talk shit about him? To remind you guys that I am a dick.

Unp0ssible= The next MSN
Pablo= The next Mrs FWalken