Pushing on. Wednesday July 05th 2006, 3:05 pm Filed under: Funny,Seriously Revival,~t@p~ By: ~t@p~

It’s like stretching a condom on a baseball bat. There should be enough latex to cover the pine phallus, but who’s to say. Factory testing can only account for so many variables.

Other circumstances may occur, but nothing can ever account for all the outliers.

For example the sicko putting prophylactics on America’s Favorite Past Time.

4th of July rained out.