 | I’m sorry
Monday June 19th 2006, 9:23 am |
I had to:
Who has an “outburst” like that nowadays? Who does he think he is — Opie Taylor?
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no unpossible feats
 | Happy Father’s Day
Sunday June 18th 2006, 10:29 am Filed under: Funny |
Ummm look at the title guys.
| My throat sucks
Thursday June 15th 2006, 10:24 pm Filed under: FellowWalken,Funny |
Well when I said that I would be updating you guys about my sore throat problems another day, I wasn’t just whistling dick, or however that expression goes. Story time!! I woke up one day at like 3 am in the morning, and well, as you might have guessed my throat was kinda hurting. I went to get myself a quick glass of some milk, then I realized that milk is for losers. I then got my fall back drink, berry punch. If you guys aren’t hip to this shit yet, I suggest pulling a Bo Jackson. It is minute maid berry punch. It is amazing. Anyways I grabbed myself a quick gulp. I quickly realized that I lost my ability to swallow, my life partner was not happy at all. Then again I could just gargle it. . . W-N-B-C. I then found out that my throat was actually fucking swollen. Well that is basically it, it sucks. Ok guys, go back to watching porn. FW out.
Unpossible= The next Yahoo
W-N-B-C= Watch Howard Stern’s Private Parts, the movie sicko.
| Whoa
Thursday June 15th 2006, 5:21 pm Filed under: Funny,Pendejo Joe |
I didn’t know we were still posting here. Umm…
POST!
| We need a fucking star!
Thursday June 15th 2006, 3:10 pm Filed under: FellowWalken,Funny |
I love the fact that God said that we were going to be back soon, then we took a week to come back. Ah how I love this site. Anyways an update.
So I got into a car wreck. Now I wasn’t driving, and we weren’t using my car. So I basically made out like a bandit. Except for the whole brain running into the window, the kneecap running into the door, the shoulder bending in porn like ways and my phone literally exploding. Yeah a fucking bandit. Story time!! I was out with a couple of buddies from work, nothing big at all. My friend Brit was driving in the fast lane on the highway. When all of a sudden random dude decides that we are on rainbow road, and we are a threat for the gold. We fly off the course, throwing a green turtle shell before we run into the cement wall. But those fucking green turtle shells don’t do shit. We were able to slow down a little bit, which I guess helped. Everyone in the car was fine. Brit broke her arm, and her shoulder popped out of place. Ok so everyone in the car except Brit was fine, but you guys don’t know her so fuck her. All is well now, except I have a sore throat. But I will save that story for another day. FW out.
Unp0ssible= The next Yahoo
Yahoo= We have to lower our standards after lack of updates.
 | Back
Thursday June 08th 2006, 4:59 pm |
So, anyway, yeah I’m God and all-powerful yada yada yada-th, and FW has returned from his mysterious departure. Unp0ssible on!