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PendejoJoeThe Phrase of the Day 2
Friday February 24th 2006, 7:37 pm

Filed under: Funny,Pendejo Joe,Random

Meat curtain rod





PendejoJoeThe Phrase of the Day
Thursday February 23rd 2006, 8:32 pm

Filed under: Funny,Pendejo Joe,Random

Meat curtains





FellowWalkenWhat the fuck is that??
Thursday February 23rd 2006, 12:20 am

I was going to do some horoscopes for all of you, but I have a more important update for everyone. Or I should say less funny.

I have always said that my favorite quote in cinematic history was said by the Governor of California. From the non-Oscar nominated movie Kindergarten Cop. This happened during a particular scene where Arnold was quite upset with the young kids and was getting a headache.

Arnold: I have a headache.
Little kid: Maybe its a tumor.
Arnold: Its not a tumor!!!

So I have this thing in my brain, that looks kinda weird. So lately I have turned into Arnold, “Its not a tumor.” As you might have noticed I haven’t even tried to spell his name. There’s a real upper for all you out there. Yay!!! Shit let me add some funny. Umm hopefully Pablo will update soon.

Unpossible=The next MSN
FW= Dying

One of the categories is dirty talk, you sick fucks.





PendejoJoeSpring Break ’06
Tuesday February 21st 2006, 11:26 pm

Filed under: Funny,Pendejo Joe,Random

Be there.

Be there.





FellowWalkenFW’s random thoughts
Tuesday February 21st 2006, 10:51 pm

I give you Random Thoughts by FellowWalken

Going to buy Rent the midnight it comes out doesnt make you gay right?

I saw Freedomland recently, the mom killed them. But it was on accident. Heh I totally ruined the movie for you.

Channel 39 is never a good station.

What the fuck is Bernie Mac every saying?

Rent is out!!!! Fuck yes!!! Ok that was kinda gay huh?

52 card pickup is a 2 player game.

If 4 quarters equal a dollar, then how many dollars equal a quarter? Yeah think about it.





PendejoJoePJ’s Product Journal
Tuesday February 21st 2006, 12:45 am

Rhinestone Rope Belly Chain

Girl not included. Price: $48.00

Size: One size

4 Rip. Off.
Rip off. It doesn’t come with the girl’s body.





PendejoJoeDOs and DON’Ts
Tuesday February 21st 2006, 12:11 am


DO

Walk up in the club just a swingin' ma hair.

People are simply not naked enough nowadays. Come on, my fellow mammals! Break free of the shackles of cotton! Expose your mane(s)!


DON’T

Somewhere a Jamba Juice is burning down.

This is what happens when you express indecisiveness in a male stripper booth and can’t choose whether you want a gangster, a goth, a rock star, a nerd, or an ugly guy. They give you a DON’T smoothie.





PendejoJoeUpdate
Friday February 17th 2006, 10:17 pm

Filed under: Funny,Pendejo Joe,Random

Hey, everybody – FW got me to post. Good job, buddy.





FellowWalkenFW’s Random Thoughts
Wednesday February 15th 2006, 12:59 am

Welcome back to Random Thoughts by none other than Fellowwalken.

I am not gay at all, but Rob Lowe, Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp are just fucking sexy.

I don’t care how immature it is, I giggle like a fucking little girl everytime I see a girl eat a banana.

Who keeps giving Tim Allen work?

Hey Jamie Foxx, how about taking a week off buddy, thanks.

Hey Kanye West, look above pal. Thanks.

Butthead basically means the same thing as assface. Yet there is something missing from butthead. Assface is where it is at.

Unpossible= The next MSN
Assface= Awesome





FellowWalkenQuick Question
Monday February 13th 2006, 7:43 am

Filed under: Funny

Who watches Steven Seagal movies other than DMX?