 | New Link
Friday September 30th 2005, 1:53 pm Filed under: Linkage |
Hey guys we have a new link at the top, it is the super sexy Whitney Houston performance. So click it out and enjoy. Or check, or click. Either or.
Object
no unpossible feats
 | What did I do wrong?
Thursday September 29th 2005, 4:51 pm Filed under: Funny,Pendejo Joe |
I tried to bring my friend Wonder Mike to Unp0ssible by reciting what you said, God, but he got really pissed and yelled something about cheating on him with Super Steve. This is hard.
| Yeah
Thursday September 29th 2005, 3:53 pm Filed under: Funny |
Yeah what God said. We are trying to build up our readers to about 2 million a day. It has been a long and painful process. So far we are up to 2. For a while it was just one, I didnt read the site for a while. So it was just PJ. So scroll down, and do what God said. Or umm, 1st born people. 1st born.
Unpossible= The next MSN
2million= Only 2million off, minus 2.
| Keep scrolling
Thursday September 29th 2005, 3:52 pm Filed under: Funny |
Keep going!!
 | Great Depression
Wednesday September 28th 2005, 10:18 pm |
Wow, you guys got yourselves a nice little boomtown of blogging activity here. I can barely keep up, and that’s cuz I’m GOD. Well, shit. Here’s what we’re going to do, everyone.
Let’s play a game called “Bring a friend to Unp0ssible.” Here’s how you play. Every time you decide to check in on our unp0ssibles here, you message a friend of yours who doesn’t know about the glory that is this blog, and you say this exact phrase:
“Heya, Super Steve. I know you’re busy with your noodles, but if I can just get a moment of your time, I’d like to tell you about one of my guilty pleasures. No, don’t worry. Not that one. It’s a world wide web-based site on the ‘Internet.’ It’s called Unp0ssible. It’s the bee’s knees, AND the cat’s pajamas. Okay, I have to go now. My mom’s calling me. Click here and enter into one of my many folds.”
Don’t deviate from any of the phrasings therein, or you’ll incur my wrath. I’ll take away your noodles.
| FW’s Random Thoughts
Wednesday September 28th 2005, 4:13 am |
Man it is Wednesday, which means Random Thoughts!!!
Right Said Fred, was correct. He is just too damn sexy.
Ipods may seem like a cool, trendy thing to purchase. But think about the millions of African-Americans who died making them. Think about them you music-loving fucks.
Where did Weird Al go? I loved that silly bastard.
I have this dime, it is from 2005. That is this year.
When little kids say, “Cows say moo!” I just look at them in pity. Moo? Fucking kids.
On my Old Spice body soap, it claims to get me 3 times cleaner. What does that mean?
Hence is the single greatest word of all time. Hence me saying it is. Hence, did you fucking see that? Ok it doesn’t work for every sentence.
I want a friend named Hank.
Just in case Hank is reading this, we aren’t friends you goofy fuck.
Unpossible= The next MSN
Hank= A goofy fuck, hence me not being his friend. Hence!!!
| Babykill = Cockgobble
Tuesday September 27th 2005, 9:09 pm Filed under: Funny,Pendejo Joe |
This from the man whose avatar depicts him with a phallic object to the mouth.
 | Pablo is gay
Tuesday September 27th 2005, 1:26 pm Filed under: Funny |
Knock Knock. . . . . . . Who’s there?. . . . . . . . Pablo. . . . . . . . Pablo who?. . . . . . . . Pablo is gay!!!
Long live BabyKill
| DOs and DON’Ts
Sunday September 25th 2005, 9:05 pm |
DO
If you’re not happy with a part of your body like your legs (your thighs touch when you walk), what’s stopping you from just getting new ones? Absolutely fucking nothing. Sure the skin tones might not match up perfectly, but who would honestly give a fuck about that now they don’t have to hear that shhhhrsh sound when you’re mobile?
DON’T
When your kid is a retard missing a limb, there’s really nothing to do but stick him on a go-kart and let the bones fall where they may.
| It is finally fucking here
Thursday September 22nd 2005, 2:32 pm |