So I have apparently died, but have managed to return from the dead, which I consider to be quite the impressive task!! So go me!! I have been informed to include some lobster facts so here goes…. lobster blood is clear and safe to eat they also have no vocal chords and feel no pain, but yet I still wonder how we know if they feel pain or not, its not like they can make a noise and tell us…. o well it happens….More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in airplane crashes, how great is that, death by donkey…Money isn’t made out of paper; it’s made out of cotton, im remotely saddened that I have been lied to all my life about money being paper *tear*…You’re born with 300 bones, but when you get to be an adult, you only have 206… but where do they go, its not like they are hair, its a friggin bone, they cant just disappear, so where do they go!! thats crazy thats almost 100 bones, just gone.. how odd i dont think i like the idea of 94 of my bones just going away… well im gonna make like bone…. i bid u apu
One day in high school a friend of mine decided to tell us about a porno he’d seen recently. Well… I suppose that wasn’t just one day. But one particular day, in biology AP, I was told about one very special porno.
It was a Jenna Jameson film. Nothing too special about that, but one scene made all the difference.
Your standard doggystyle scene. Jenna’s doing her thing. The guy happens to be a silent fucker. This goes on for a while. Then all of a sudden the guy goes, “yyyyyyyyyyyyyYYYYYYYYYYYYYYES!” followed by a sound that can only be rudimentarily recreated by characters of the alphabet as, “BHWA BahHWHhAHAHAH!”
Before our show last night, me and all my actors (who I had told the story to at some point during our rehearsals) recreated the sounds for our preshow warm-ups. I can only imagine what the audience believed they had gotten themselves into at that point.
pjgallaga: did you guys hear us before the show from backstage?
krazikenn24: i don’t think so
pjgallaga: oh
krazikenn24: i was talking to my mom and dad and telling them about my day
pjgallaga: we were being loud
pjgallaga: we made porno sounds to get ready
krazikenn24: we heard that
krazikenn24: i did
pjgallaga: haha
pjgallaga: good
krazikenn24: we laughed
pjgallaga: that’s my fondest memory of high school
Impossibles001: i want to hear the orginal
pjgallaga: me too!
pjgallaga: and it’s impossible
pjgallaga: because you’d have to go through all of jenna’s movies
pjgallaga: and that would take a lifetime
Impossibles001: fuck yea… no pun intended
pjgallaga: it’d be like dedicating your life to curing cancer
Impossibles001: lol
Impossibles001: i swear i would pee myself
pjgallaga: i’d cry
pjgallaga: my life’s goal
pjgallaga: to find that clip
Boob spelled backwards is boob. But if you actually look at them from behind, you cant even fucking see them. Clearly Webster dropped the ball. Ok bye!!
DO
Have you ever seen something so cheery in your life? It’s like when the sun is shining and the birds are singing and your biggest concern is finishing your ice cream sandwich before it melts. Next to him that balloon is a disemboweled Mary Tyler Moore.
DON’T
Next time you get some anti-Toys “Я” Us asshole screaming in your ear about how Christmas isn’t about peace, love, and brotherhood anymore, show them this shit, and ask them to tell their brother that the antlers only add “Rudolph the red-nosed” to “drunk.”
Like most other young males out there in the world, one of my dream jobs would have to be a sports star. Now I know that most idiots out there would want to do this because of the normal reasons. Of course who doesn’t want to have the loads of cash, random women throwing pussy at ya, and of course huge amounts of fame. Honestly I cant argue with having a wad of 100s in my back pocket, having everyone know my name, and going to bed with 6 big boobies in my face. But the main reason that I would want to be a sports star is the interviews. This is the same reason that I would love to be an unsuccessful politician. How great would interviews be there. But the drawback is the lack of 6 boobies in your face. *Insert stupid, old fucking Bill Clinton joke* Also as a basketball player you have a 22.9 percent of making a rap album during your career. It would be great to see Bob Dole make a gangsta rap album, I just personally doubt it will happen. But I am willing to be proven wrong.
When I do become a sports star, which is clearly where I am heading. I just want to be asked about my heart. I want to be that number 1 draft pick, that just turns out to be a bust. I would want to have all the talent in the world, but just suck no matter what. Just one time in my life I want to be asked about my heart.
Personally I like the tie.
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Wednesday April 27th 2005, 7:37 pm
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Tit le lives!!!!!!! Viva la Tit le!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh yeah, by the way, I’m ~t@p~. I was planning to wait to introduce myself until after I’m done with finals. But fuckit. That isn’t how we run the show around here.
But I’m not hanging around long tonight. So I leave with a promise of more to come.
~t@p~
You son of a bitch PJ. Here is how it is done.
Steal my fucking thunder!!
Drew this in five minutes.
