FellowWalken
Hello world, it is your good friend FellowWalken. Or FWalken as I am now known. I am like Snoop Dogg, drop some parts of your name because you are now a grown ass man. I have been around the world doing many things. That is a lie. I haven’t done anything. I have no cool stories to tell you guys. I have nothing at fucking all. All I have is a “I love you”, and a promise to update at least once more. Oh and that dick Pablo will be around too. He said Monday, but I don’t believe him. He will be too sad after the Cowboys lose their first game to update. Why would I talk shit about him? To remind you guys that I am a dick.
Unp0ssible= The next MSN
Pablo= The next Mrs FWalken
Well when I said that I would be updating you guys about my sore throat problems another day, I wasn’t just whistling dick, or however that expression goes. Story time!! I woke up one day at like 3 am in the morning, and well, as you might have guessed my throat was kinda hurting. I went to get myself a quick glass of some milk, then I realized that milk is for losers. I then got my fall back drink, berry punch. If you guys aren’t hip to this shit yet, I suggest pulling a Bo Jackson. It is minute maid berry punch. It is amazing. Anyways I grabbed myself a quick gulp. I quickly realized that I lost my ability to swallow, my life partner was not happy at all. Then again I could just gargle it. . . W-N-B-C. I then found out that my throat was actually fucking swollen. Well that is basically it, it sucks. Ok guys, go back to watching porn. FW out.
Unpossible= The next Yahoo
W-N-B-C= Watch Howard Stern’s Private Parts, the movie sicko.
I love the fact that God said that we were going to be back soon, then we took a week to come back. Ah how I love this site. Anyways an update.
So I got into a car wreck. Now I wasn’t driving, and we weren’t using my car. So I basically made out like a bandit. Except for the whole brain running into the window, the kneecap running into the door, the shoulder bending in porn like ways and my phone literally exploding. Yeah a fucking bandit. Story time!! I was out with a couple of buddies from work, nothing big at all. My friend Brit was driving in the fast lane on the highway. When all of a sudden random dude decides that we are on rainbow road, and we are a threat for the gold. We fly off the course, throwing a green turtle shell before we run into the cement wall. But those fucking green turtle shells don’t do shit. We were able to slow down a little bit, which I guess helped. Everyone in the car was fine. Brit broke her arm, and her shoulder popped out of place. Ok so everyone in the car except Brit was fine, but you guys don’t know her so fuck her. All is well now, except I have a sore throat. But I will save that story for another day. FW out.
Unp0ssible= The next Yahoo
Yahoo= We have to lower our standards after lack of updates.
Never and I do mean never, but a cup of coke bought from subway in your fucking car. They fucking soak through the bottom and spill your tasty beverage all over the place. How the fuck can a place that charges 10 dollar for a foot long sandwich, which is the only way to get full if you go there. A 6 inch literally doesnt dent my hunger. How the fuck can they not afford cups that dont cause a minor flood in my cup holder? What are they using that money on? Because it sure as shit isnt used on advertising.
Unp0ssible= The next MSN
Subway= Go fuck yourself
Has anyone else see that new show on MTV called Yo Momma?? Well to put it simply it is fucking amazing. Two people stand there and well talk shit about each other. I dont wish to write a full entry on it right now. But I have to mention one main part. At the end of each show, the loser says the same thing. “Hey I brought game tonight, but I lost. But dont worry American you will see me again.” See you again? What the fuck? I am serious everyone of them says it. I am glad that the market for people talking shit for a living is high.
Since PJ seems to have died during his updating time, I guess FW needs to hit you with a great update. Therefore I give you Random Thoughts a la FW.
Hey anyone else notice that gas prices are really high? Yeah it sucks.
This is a quote from Yahoo news. “Relations between Japan, China still frozen.” Ummm aren’t they the same fucking thing.
Am I the only one that thinks that platinum just kinda looks like silver? Why does it cost so fucking much?
Paul Wall, close your fucking mouth. Having a bunch of fucking jewels on top of your teeth is fucking stupid looking. FUCK!! Why is this asshole famous. Fuck all you people that listened to the song Grillz. Fuck every last one of you.
Scary Movie 4?? Really?? 4??
Seriously Scary Movie 4??
Why do alcohol commercials keep trying to emphasize taste. Let’s be honest alcohol taste like shit. A good commercial would be this. Drink this shit, it will fuck you up. You’ll be fucking fat bitches in no time. hmmmmmmmm bitch.
Unpossible= The next MSN
Scary Movie 4= Come on really???
I have heard maybe the greatest quote of all fucking time. From my friend Andrew
“Hey man, maybe you should go talk to her.”
“Nope no chance in hell, she just likes to rub tacos.”
And yet another classic quote this one by Dave Chapelle.
“Excuse me miss, do you suck balls?”
“Of course not, ewww go away.”
“Oh, I am very sorry. I misspoke. What I meant was, do you suck these balls?”
“OH my god, why yes I do.”
Now the real question, which one is better?
So it seems there are new people on the old Unpossible site. And let me be the first to welcome them to the site. Next I would like to say this to the readers. IF they suck, which I just assume they do, because well PJ brought them here. And well PJ sucks. Ok, well if they suck I had nothing to do with them, nothing at all. And if they are great, then they are umm, my sons. That is all.
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Thursday March 30th 2006, 1:26 pm
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The first half done by the glorious FW, the second half done by that guy PJ.
Aries 3/21-4/19 Guys, don’t have sex with any random girls this week. I know that it might be hard for some of you out there, and probably easy for some of you. I have two words for you: FW Jr.
I learned the hard way.
Taurus 4/20-5/20 When they say, “I bet you cant just eat one,” you should take that bet. Trust me you dont need it, tons of fun.
Gemini 5/21-6/21 Guys, you know what is coming, so I don’t even need to say it. Eh might as well. Dude, fuck this week. Except M-Dogg who owes me 20 fucking bucks. You know what? This week is going to be totally awesome, except M-dogg. M-dogg, fuck this week.
Cancer 6/22-7/22 Last week, PJ said you guys were going to get cancer, because well he is a fucking idiot. You didn’t get cancer last week, did ya? And this week will be no different… except you will get cancer.
Leo 7/23-8/22 Eat all you want to, and rub it right in the face of all Tauruses you see. Then fuck with every aries you see. Tease them sexually all you want to. Just to fuck with them.
Virgo 8/23-9/22 Change your name. To what, you ask? Good question. Better answer= Max Powers. Isn’t that fucking powerful? Max Powers. You guys might be asking “what about girls?” Like vaginas actually read this site. If they do, ummm…wanna like do it?
PJ continues on with the assumption FW has just sent our last vagina who visits this site packing.
Libra 9/23-10/22 Punch any Leos that come near you.
Scorpio 10/23-11/21 This week you will be stung/bitten by a scorpion. Sorry.
Sagittarius 11/22-12/21 Don’t you just like saying the word “Sagittarius?” Just go around this week telling as many people as you can that you’re a Sagittarius. Good things are bound to happen. You might get you a little vagittarius, if you know what I mean.
Capricorn 12/22-1/19 You better vote for American Idol.
Aquarius 1/20-2/18 I think this might be the week that you guys escape from the lumbering machine as it slowly and methodically hunts you down; its tracks leaving railed imprints in the dew-soaked hill’s muddy grass, and run straight into a tank.
Pisces 2/19-3/20 This week you will fall deeper in love. What? These don’t always have to try to be funny. Okay…fine. Lord Byron.
Welcome to the Random Thoughts of FW.
I don’t mean to be an asshole or anything, but what was the last thing a woman invented?
Maybe this makes me less of a man, but for my money nothing beats febreze for good smells in one’s house.
Why the fuck are buffalo wings so fucking expensive?
Ebay sells everything, except vaginas.
I saw a guy yesterday while walking around. Never seen him before in my life, but I am 100 percent sure that he was a Mormon. And probably still is.
Is it weird to jerk off to something called the Man Show??
Unpossible= The next MSN
Febreze= Fucking amazing
